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When we were getting ready to move a dear friend gave us a very generous going away gift of an ipad. How awesome, right? We are so thankful and it was the perfect gift for our family-on-the-move. I love that there is an app for just about everything. I love that we can watch PBS shows so very far from home. \u0644\u0639\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u0628\u0648\u0643\u0631<\/a> I love that when we go to the big city and have to do a big shop there is something that keeps little girls occupied while I sort through 500 types of plain yogurt. \u00c2\u00a0However, my favorite feature of the ipad is the camera. I love seeing the random things that Kead and Sayla think the take pictures of!<\/p>\n

Tonight I plugged in the ipad (after several months of just syncing and updating apps through that cloud-thingy) and it started downloading all the pictures from the last several months. I was giggling SO much looking at the world through their eyes. \u0645\u0648\u0627\u0642\u0639 \u0644\u0631\u0628\u062d \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0627\u0644<\/a> Here are some of my faves:<\/p>\n

The girls have obviously figured out the “special effects” buttons:
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And here is a sequence where Sayla caught Keadryn red-handed trying to pick up Evie (Which Evie hates and I tell the girls not to do at least 5 times an hour all.day.long) :
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Seriously there were at least<\/em> a hundred self portraits of this little ham:
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I am not exageraing when I say I have no clue how they even made these. My favorite has to be the “Doc Hudson\/Sayla Tummy! \u0644\u0639\u0628\u0647 bingo<\/a> ” or maybe it is the “Minnie\/Crying Evie”
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So- if you want to be seriously amused, give your child your device for a day or two and see what kind of goodness they come up with!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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